Amber Heard — Cops Are Lying … They Saw Me Bruised & Battered
Amber Heard is calling BS on the LAPD, claiming Johnny Depp has the department in his hip pocket … and that’s why she claims they’re lying when they say she was injury-free. Sources close to Amber say Johnny has a relationship with LAPD cops…
Cincinnati Zoo — 911 Call … ‘My Son Fell In With a Gorilla!’ (AUDIO)
Terror erupted moments after that 3-year-old boy fell in Harambe the gorilla’s enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo … and we just got the 911 call. In the emergency call — released by cops — you can hear Michelle Gregg’s panicked conversation…
Fetty Wap — High School Too Uptight … Missed Point of My Music Video
Fetty Wap wants officials at his old high school to quit bitching about the music video he shot there … telling us they’ve totally misinterpreted the images that have everyone up in arms. Sources close to the rapper tell TMZ the rap video…
Chad Ochocinco — Yeah, I’m Jacked … But I’ve Got a Small Dong (VIDEO)
Spanish Math Question: What’s Ocho minus Cinco? Answer: The size (in inches) of Chad Ochocinco’s member … so says Chad Ochocinco. Watch the video. It’s funny.
San Jose Sharks — Brent Burns vs. Joe Thornton: Whose Got a Better Beard?
Here’s San Jose Sharks’ Brent Burns sporting his hi-grade hockey beard (left) and his alternate team captain Joe Thornton with his crimson crumb catcher (right) on the ice as they pursue the Stanley Cup against the Pittsburgh Penguins.…
‘SNL’ Star — Rips Shaq … Your Undercover Video Is Lame! (Update: I Love Shaq!)
1:52 PM PST — Shortest beef ever? We just spoke with Pete who says he was “obviously joking” and that he LOVES Shaq. In fact, the two hung out at the Justin Bieber roast last year. He adds, “Plus, I would never offend a man that large.”…
Calvin Harris — Car Wreck Injuries Look Worse Than Reps Claimed (PHOTOS)
Calvin Harris — it seems — has at least one lingering injury from his car accident … just check out his bum ear. Calvin arrived at LAX Tuesday with a bruised and misshapen right lobe. TMZ broke the story … Calvin was in a terrible car…
Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka — Ruled Mentally Incompetent … Won’t Stand Trial for ’83 Murder
Wrestling legend Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka was ruled mentally incompetent by a Pennsylvania judge — and therefore will NOT stand trial for the 1983 murder of his ex-girlfriend. Just last year, the 73-year-old was charged with the murder of Nancy…
Ben Simmons — Goes Steph Curry With The Foot … Hits CRAZY Trick Shot (VIDEO)
His mid-range jumper might need work … but NBA prospect Ben Simmons is showing he’s got the all important kick-the-ball-in-from-deep-three game down … by making an INSANE trick shot on video. Prepare to be amazed … Simmons — who’s the&he…
UCLA Shooting — Two Dead After Murder-Suicide … Cops Confirm (VIDEO + PHOTOS)
12:10 PM PST — Law enforcement just confirmed the incident was a murder-suicide. There are no other victims or suspects.Someone has opened fire on campus at UCLA … and police are scrambling to find the suspect or suspects. The entire…




