Chris Brown — I’m Turning My House Into Fort Knox!
Chris Brown is taking big steps to make sure he never comes home from a long trip again … to find a naked stranger in his house. For starters, he’s installing a new, top-of-the-line security system. We can’t get a straight answer, but it…
Mariah Carey — If The Shoe Fits … Eat It
Mariah Carey got some real sole food for Mother’s Day this year … a massive cake in the shape of a shoe made with REAL gold. We’re told Mariah’s manager sent the scrumptious slipper to her house as a Mother’s Day gift…
GWAR Singer Vulvatron — Fired Over Booze … But Swears, ‘I’m No Drunk!’
A GWAR of gwords is going down between the metal band and its fired singer Vulvatron — they say she’s a reckless drunk, but she says she totally parties responsibly. Last week on Facebook, GWAR’s Brent Purgason put Kim Dylla –…
Tyson Beckford — Not Just The Tip … For Mariah Carey’s Lap Dance
Tyson Beckford has a tip for all the ladies coming to his Chippendales shows in Vegas — don’t do what Mariah Carey did when she came face-to-face with his dong. Tyson told our photog at LAX that even though Mimi…
“Eat Me” Guy From Slim Jim Commercials: ‘Memba Him?!
Demetri Goritsas gained fame in the late ’90s when he played the mischievous human meat snack — and delivered the catchphrase “eat me!”– in the now notorious Slim Jim commercials. Guess what he looks like now!
Ronda Rousey — Chicken Wing Erotica … There’s a Sexy Way to Scarf
Forget oysters … did you know CHICKEN WINGS could also serve as an aphrodisiac?!?? Well, according to UFC superstar Ronda Rousey … it’s all about HOW you stuff ’em in your mouth. As you may know, Rousey is a…
Charlize Theron’s Sexy Stems — Up Close & Personal!
This is Charlize Theron in NYC on Monday. … and these are Charize’s luscious legs. Since you’ll never get a chance to make like Mad Max and walk Fury Road alongside these gams — we’re getting you a real close-up look. That Sean Penn’s a real…
Tom Brady’s Agent — The NFL Sucks at Punishment … We’re Appealing
Tom Brady’s agent just came out BLASTING the NFL — saying the league has a storied history of BLOWING IT when it comes to meting out punishment … which is why they’re appealing Tom’s 4-game suspension. Don Yee — who gives absolutely zero…
New England Patriots — Still Favored to Beat Steelers … Without Brady
No Brady? No problem … because the New England Patriots are still FAVORED to beat the Pittsburgh Steelers in Week 1 … according to multiple major Vegas sports books. TMZ Sports spoke with honchos at multiple major sports books in Vegas who…
Candace Cameron-Bure & Andrea Barber — We Couldn’t Date ‘NKOTB’ … Not Rights Stuff
Candace Cameron-Bure & Andrea Barber could have ended up with Knight or Wahlberg as their last names — but freakin’ lawyers came between the “Full House” duo and the New Kids on the Block. D.J. and Kimmy…
