Mike Tyson — My Cartoon Features Drunk, Masturbating Pigeon
Mike Tyson just posted a 10 minute preview of his new Cartoon Network TV show that’s debuting next week — featuring a drunk, angry, masturbating pigeon … and it looks hilarious. It’s the first we’ve seen about the show — called “Mike Tyson…
Chris Paul & Blake Griffin — HILARIOUS ROOKIE HAZING … In Vegas Nightclub
Seems the L.A. Clippers are over that whole Donald Sterling thing — because the team hit up a Vegas nightclub together Saturday night … and even (playfully) hazed one of their rookies right on the dance floor. It all went down at Tao in the…
Sinead O’Connor — Lied About Pope Duet Plans
American Music Awards sources are saying they never wanted Sinead O’Connor to stand alongside Pope Francis on their show … they say she was the one pushing for the appearance.Sources close to the production tell TMZ … it was actually…
Rob Lowe — BLOODY SURF ACCIDENT … Hottest Laceration Ever
Rob Lowe became the handsomest piece of shark bait in the water this weekend — when he gashed his leg open during a surf session gone bad … and the blood came pouring out. As you can see in the pic, Lowe ripped open his right knee –…
Rapper Cam’ron — Cashing in on Ebola with Tricked Out Masks
If you’re looking to stay safe from Ebola in style … Cam’ron has you covered for less than $20 — or at least that’s what he’s advertising.The rapper’s line of Ebola masks — with his mug plastered across the front — start shipping in a few w…
Wrestling Legend Ox Baker — Dead At 80 … Famously Battled Kurt Russell
Wrestling legend Ox Baker — who famously battled Kurt Russell in “Escape from New York” — has died at the age of 80. Baker was awesome — he wrestled with everyone from Hulk Hogan to Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka … and even had a rivalry with…
War Machine Suicide Note — Blame the Victim
War Machine penned a suicide note in his jail cell … in which he paints himself as the victim as he recounts the night he brutally beat his porn star girlfriend Christy Mack within an inch of her life.We broke the story … War Machine tried t…
Nick Cannon — I Swear I’m Not Creeping with Amber Rose, And Here’s Why …
Just because freshly single Nick Cannon spends a night with smoking hot (and freshly single) Amber Rose at an amusement park … does NOT mean they’re banging — it just looks like it.But Nick broke it down for us last night on his way out of a…
Miss USA Nia Sanchez — STREET TAEKWONDO … This Is How I Fight Off Creepers
Miss USA has a helluva way to deal with creepy weirdos who try to get too touchy-feely with her — SHE BEATS THEIR ASSES!! Turns out Nia Sanchez — the reigning Miss USA — happens to be a 4th degree black belt in taekwondo … who trained for…
Kris Jenner Calls Transsexual Talk Re: Bruce ‘Silly’
NBC News is HILARIOUS … pretending to be above “tabloid” celebrity news and then not-so-coyly jumping into that pool. Hoda Kotb interviewed Kris Jenner on “Today” Monday … pretending to care about her new cookbook — but you gotta hear how s…
