George Lopez — Downing 52 Shots Was a Blast … From What I Remember
Sure, George Lopez got bombed and wound up passed out on the floor of a casino — cause, y’know … not too many other options when you suck down several dozen shots.Liquor. It’s complicated.
Taylor Swift Stalker — Threatens to Kill Anyone Who Gets In His Way
Taylor Swift just got a restraining order against a guy who believes he’s married to the singer and who vowed to murder anyone who stands between them — including Secretary of State John Kerry.Swift filed legal docs — obtained by TMZ — in whi…
The Oscars — Red Carpet Dying for Laughs
Answer: The Oscars red carpet is the most awesomely hysterical event! Question: What is something no one’s ever said in the history of anything? Yeah, having a bunch of celebs isn’t enough to make the annual pre-show funny — but we…
Steely Dan Sued By Ex-Singer — You Stealy’d My Money
They don’t call ’em Steely Dan for nothing — at least according to a former singer for the band, who claims the classic rock group stiffed him big time on royalties.David Palmer is suing the group, claiming his lead vocals on songs like “Dirty&…
Duke Star Jabari Parker – I MIGHT LEAVE SCHOOL EARLY… TO BAKE!
Duke basketball phenom Jabari Parker could very well be the first pick in the NBA draft … if he doesn’t become Martha Stewart first — ’cause the guy has some serious baking skills. Parker showed off his culinary prowess recently by…
Marilyn Monroe — Alleged John F. Kennedy Sex Tape Auction Canceled
The home movie of Marilyn Monroe banging John F. Kennedy and his brother Robert F. Kennedy … will NOT be going up on the auction block … TMZ has learned.The Tulare County Sheriff’s Department tells us the auction, which was scheduled to go…
Conrad Murray in Carnival — Hey, My Son Likes Boobies Too
Conrad Murray came back to Trinidad, celebrating Carnival — and he gave his son an official introduction into the world of BOOBIES! Murray returned to the place where he became the man he is …. glowing in the sunlight of freedom … and also&…
Vince McMahon — CAUGHT SHARTING ON SMACKDOWN … Says Jim Ross
WWE honcho Vince McMahon accidentally dropped a powerbomb of his own during a taping of “Monday Night Raw” … sharting himself in KHAKI PANTS right before a live segment … so says Jim Ross. Ross was dishing on his former boss’ “Al Roker”…
Scarlett Johansson — 5 Months PREGNANT!!!
Forget the Oscars, Scarlett Johansson has an even bigger award on the way … she’s preggers … and we’re told pretty far along.Sources close to Scarlett and fiance Romain Dauriac tell TMZ, the “Her” actress is roughly 5 months pregnant.The&hel…
Charlize Theron — $50,000-a-Table Oscars Party … Total Disaster
It cost $50,000 per table — but sources tell TMZ, the post-Oscars party benefiting Charlize Theron’s charity was a MASSIVE disaster … overrun by trashy party crashers, cold food, weed smoke, and disgusting port-a-potties.The event was called …
